The old guy was backing his Rolls Royce into the last available parking space when
a quick red sports car whipped in behind him to take the spot.
The young driver jumped out and said: "Sorry Old Fella, but you've got to be young
and smart to do that."
The old man ignored the remark and kept reversing until the Rolls Royce had crunched
the sports car into a crumpled heap.
"Sorry son, you've got to be old and rich to do that!"