An Insurance Agent tells of a courtroom exchange between a defense Attorney and a farmer with a bodily injury claim.
Attorney," At the scene of the accident did you tell the 'Constable you had never felt better in your life?"
Farmer "that's right." Attorney, "Well then how is it you are now claiming you were seriously injured when my client's automobile hit your wagon?"
Farmer "When the constable arrived he went over to Rover ,my dog, who was all banged up and shot him. Then he went over to my horse who had a broken leg and shot him. When he asked me how I felt, under the circumstances, it was a wise choice of words to say, "I've never felt better in my life